Typical Sunday morning conversation.
Mom: What's up with you and that boy?
Me: Which one?
Mom: ----
Me: Oh, him. Yeah. Well I saw him at the bars, he told me all of this stuff and he texted me a few days after that.
Mom: Then what?
Me: Then I texted him back
Mom: Now what's going on?
Me: Nothing. It's just what it is.
Mom: Yeah, your relationship is just what it is. What?!
Me: Whatever
Mom: What are you doing today?
Me: Recovering
Mom: From last night?
Me: No, Friday night.
Feb 1st